The future is now on Deedlecast. An event has has been triggered in
the continuum, the t[w]imeline has been compromised. A small parcel of
t[w]ime, a window, has opened into the henceforward. A message, the
Future Edition, has arrived from 2034. No need to fear the future,
though much of it may seem strange, it's sounds are more familiar than
one would expect.