The future is now on Deedlecast.  An event has has been triggered in

the continuum, the t[w]imeline has been compromised.  A small parcel of

t[w]ime, a window, has opened into the henceforward. A message, the

Future Edition, has arrived from 2034.  No need to fear the future,

though much of it may seem strange, it's sounds are more familiar than

one would expect.