The boys are back for 2023 talking bout plane rides, lackluster roombas, and bodyshaming disabled POC (only Paul participates in that part). As per a fan suggestion, the duo tackle the general idea of futurology and guessing what life will be like for mankind in 100 years. Somewhat tangentially, they then cover columns about using a natural disaster to get laid and self help gone wrong.

Article 1: My sister is using the Cranston Fire to get laid

https://www.cactushugs.com/cranston-fire-hookup/

Article 2: Help! My husband discovered self-help books. Now everyone is "toxic".

https://slate.com/human-interest/2023/01/husband-self-help-books-dear-prudence-advice.html

Thirdy Seggy: Future Predictions

https://www.npr.org/2023/01/02/1146569895/2023-predictions-from-1923