G30 59: Fairly Certain This Was A Movie Plot…

*Opening Scene*

Scientist: We can't do that.

Questionable/Secret Government Entity: HA!

*Two weeks later*

(After an observation of the whole planet on fire)

Joe Blue Collar: Well... Guess we gotta find a new planet...

*Rolls Up Sleeves*

Yup. We'll get into that...

BUT FIRST!!!

Alex and JoJo bring on a beer by recommendation from Rindi!

Delirium Tremens

https://www.delirium.be/en/beers

Then we talk NASA finding 7 potentially habitable exoplanets a mere 39 light years away:

https://www.nasa.gov/press-release/nasa-telescope-reveals-largest-batch-of-earth-size-habitable-zone-planets-around

Which we're going to need because Monkeys and Chimpanzees have entered the Stone Age:

http://www.bbc.com/earth/story/20150818-chimps-living-in-the-stone-age

And on these new planets we're going to need phones that last more than two years...

*Enter Nokia, Stage Left*

*Nokia Cracks Knuckles, Punches Audience in the Nostalgia*

Nokia 3310 Resurrected:

http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-39095127

*Climatic Plot Twist*

Plus, Episode 59's G30 Question of The Week:

On a NASA trip to one of the newly discovered exoplanets what would be the most underrated role that no one is talking about?

*End Scene*

*Roll Credits*

*Secret Awesome, but Significantly Vague After Credits Scene*

G30 Happy Hour Will Return in Episode 60!

-Cheers!