The Infinite Skrillifiles

"G00D LuCk!"


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ME
THAT'S IT.
MYSELF
THAT'S IT?
I
I'M NOT WRITING THIS STUPID MOVIE FOR HIM IF HE'S JUST GONNA--
U
JUST GONNA, WHAT?
SUPACREE
AGH---FUCK COUGHS.
I
You hate her, don't you?
SUPACREE
I DON'T HATE ANYBODY BUT MYSELF.
I
Is that right?
SUPACREE
THAT”S RIGHT.
Coughs, Marilyn Hue, and Softest.Hard Draw their rave weapons.
DILLON FRANCIS
HEY! That's not fair! How do you guys have R.A.V.E. weapons!?
SUPACREE
You're not even DJs!
SOFTIE
Uh, we work with Skrillex.
COUGHSY
Duh.
MARILYN
SHE is A DJ.
SOFTIE
And she's my roomate.
SUPACREE
What the FUCK.
GERALD
That is so hot...
DILLON FRANCIS
Uh-oh.
SUPACREE
What?
DILLON FRANCIS
We are literally all out of FUCKS to give.
SUPACREE & GERALD
WHAT?!
(Don't repeat yourself.)
DILLON FRANCIS
Yeah. That was our last fuck. And-- you shouldn't repeat yourself.
SUPACREE
FUCK.
DILLON FRANCIS
WHAT? If you had a FUCK left you should have saved it to use against them. We're already outnumbered.
(Use me.)
MARILYN
This is...beyond my paygrade.
COUGHS
You're getting paid for this?
SOFTIE
No. Its PR.
(I am!)
COUGHS
What? Wait, how much am I getting paid for this?
(Double!)
MARILYN
You're not.
COUGHSY
I'm--wait, what?
SOFTIE
Right?
MARILYN
Alright, Time's up, Losers!
SUPACREE
Losers?!
DILLON FRANCIS
We're not Losers, You're Losers.
COUGHSY
Nuh-uh!
SUPACREE
Yeah-huh!
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