Gage Kirby is a fascinating individual. While most conservatives do their dirty work in secret, Gage does his dirty work in the light. Then when he gets caught (which is a common practice for Gage), he resorts to his regular daily routine, which is mocking peoples names, corrupting context, temper tantrums, making strange noises, and dry throat. Most people tend to ignore his bias views about the world, but we decided to delve into the twisted mindset of the conservative. Remember that nothing that Gage Kirby says at any point in time about anybody is true, and that anything that he says in connection to anyone's actions, is greatly exaggerated and direct misinformation.