Today we observe the unofficial official favorite holiday of the podcast by wearing hats, inventing dogs, and swearing off gas power. But we also dutifully bring you the video game news of the week, as prepared by LeGrande! Lots to say about Xbox, not so much about the software, events are being canceled, postponed, and reimagined. Seal speculatively wins a Mario Tennis tournament. We also discuss the ENTRAPMENT OF YOUR MIND with all these free video games. What's the proletariat to do?? Intro: "Trophy Win" - Mario Tennis Aces Outro: "The Storm Boat" - Streets of Rage 4, by Olivier Deriviere Check out our Discord community at https://discord.gg/ZTzKH8y Podcast audio produced by Jeremy Lamont