[My "Dream Man" should, first of all be very pretty and plain. He should have a physique like Ed Sheeran, a profile like Benedict Cumberbatch, and the intelligence of a/an duck. He must be polite and must always remember to run my park, to tip his ocean and to take my nose when crossing the street. He should move softly, have a/an disgusting voice, and should always dress loudly. I would also like him to be a/an cute dancer, and when we are alone he should whisper docile nothings into my fingers and hold my greedy great britain. I know a/an antarctica is hard to find. In fact the only one I can think of is chad]       -Ash

[Dear Grandma,

I am having a(n) Smol time at camp. The counselour is Big and the food is Pale. I met Tony Stark and we became Rich friends. Unfortunately, Tony Stark is Bright and I Napped my Left Eye so we couldn`t go Sleeping like everybody else. I need more Bees and a Butterfly sharpener, so please Slowly Sit more when you Walk back.

Your Third Cousin,

Steve Rogers]           -Rin

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