On this week's deluxe, double-wide, supersized episode of Pop Uncultured, we celebrate the presidential election by sampling several different flavors of fat dimwit.

The first is Teri-Pope Gonzalez flavored, and it's a doozy.  This blithering idiot has a mental breakdown in front of her local city hall, rattling off a psychotic diatribe in a quavering voice while using a mismatched assortment of brochures and envelopes to reinforce her tenuous grasp of reality.  This recently Mexican lady's detective skills are rivaled only by our own, but I think we've got her beat by a SWAT team chicken finger.

After that thick chunk of crazy tires herself out, we touch on an undiscovered treasure trove known as LNKTV, the local streaming channel for Lincoln, Nebraska.  We only dip our toes in, but are staggered by the applications of local streaming channels, and the wealth of vapidity therein (including a 50 year old virgin lady who's definitely not gay).

Finally, we get to the Main Event.  In this corner (and every other corner), weighing in at 13 Buicks (or 2 and half mobile homes), hailing from wherever fat people come from (Texas, probably), I present to you Amy "Hot Chocolate Crockpot Hot Chocolate" Smith!  The last hour or so is a continuation of the glory and majesty of Amy's recipes.  We cover racist bread songs, obesity carbon dating, fat people coffins, gummy bear chocolate milk, and much more.  Bow your heads and join me in the Fat's Prayer: This is Pop Uncultured, the worst podcast yet.

Timestamps

1. 00:31 Intense Town Hall Rant Part Deux by brfreddy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi5DLHmS3Wo
2. 24:46 LNKTV Livestream https://lnktv.lincoln.ne.gov/CablecastPublicSite/watch/3?channel=1
3. 35:28 Dance for Parkinson's 4 by LNKTV City https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oYiqSrzCDQ
4. 39:09 (back into) Intense Town Hall Rant Part Deux https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi5DLHmS3Wo
5. 1:07:47 Looking at Teri-Pope Gonzalez's house https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/349-S-1st-St-Lincoln-NE-68508/6576059_zpid/
6. 1:13:27 “I do no sex.” - Lexington City Council Meeting by Nick Roush https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFSvdz4T7vk
7. 1:20:54 AMYS BREAD SONG by Amy Smith https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCKmlG6V7dk
8. 1:26:46 AMYS HOMEMADE NO STORE BOUGHT DIP by Amy Smith https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1xTFwQpZ0o
9. 1:54:40 AMYS KIDS CANDY CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKE by Amy Smith https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGM8_YzHhLA
10. 2:06:20 Coffins of obese Scottish people are too big to be cremated https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/scotland-obesity-coffins-too-big-crematoriums-10457621.html
11. 2:20:54 AMYS PURPLE CAKE by Amy Smith https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5iEjsbFeUw