Garbage Punch

By Alexandra Niedt & Ashley Layton

What's Garbage Punch about?

Garbage Punch is the weekly 90s drunk binge watching podcast you never knew you always wanted. Childhood bffs Alex & Ashley take a trip down memory lane once a week with you and a bottle of tequila.

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Garbage Punch episodes:

01.11.2018
65. Charlie's Angels
McG, Baby! It's time for the action comedy Charlie's Angels, directed by the one and only McG. But real talk does this movie pass the Bechdel Test? Please tweet us @garbagepunch with your answer. [email protected] t/ig: @garbagepunch
12.25.2017
64. The Royal Tenenbaums
O, Tenenbaums! Alex and Ashley are still on the same coast doing what they do best: getting incredibly drunk in parking lots. Wes Anderson's The Royal Tenenbaums is up for dicussion this week. Is Ben Stiller Ashley's ultimate crush? Did Alex...
12.21.2017
63. The Craft
The girls are LIT AF and here to talk about 1996's cult classic The Craft! This movie is Mean Girl's with magic and there is SO much to discuss!! The Craft has it all- Skeet Ulrich aka FP Jones aka the...
12.13.2017
62. Empire Records
REUNITED AND IT FEELS SO GOOOOD! The girls are back together on the same coast to talk about cult classic Empire Records! Happy Rex Manning day folks!! GP wrecks: The Great Showman soundtrack & Happy Traveler doggy meds. [email protected] Ashley- ig: @instagrashley ...
12.05.2017
61. Can't Hardly Wait
Alex and Ashley talk about 1998's Can't Hardly Wait starring a high Ethan Embry, a perfect Seth Green, and a young looking or old looking Lauren Ambrose (we can't agree). No matter what there is something we can all agree...
11.27.2017
60. Josie and the Pussycats
Our 60th episode is all about Ashley's favorite movie- Josie and the Pussycats!! We ask the questions that everyone wants answers to, such as- Why don't we use the phrase "it's a free country" anymore?? Did our mom's ever succeed...
11.20.2017
59. Cruel Intentions
"Is this movie terrible? What's with all the sexual misconduct? Have YOU spied Ryan Phillipe's instagram??" All will become clear this week on Garbage Punch! Alex & Ash tackle the SEMINOLE CLASSIC Cruel Intentions- and it is NOT how we...
11.13.2017
58. She's All That
The girls are back this week talking all things She's All That!!Remember that CLASSIC?? Early 90's darling Freddie Prinze Jr? Paul Walker?? USHER??? We have your rundown of all the moments you didn't remember, and of course those you can...
11.07.2017
57. Varsity Blues
"Clear eyes... Full hearts... Can't--" oh, wait.. this ISN'T Friday Night Lights?!This week Alex and Ashley STRUGGLE through bad Texas accents and blatent sexism to bring you Varsity Blues! A movie about slutty cheerleaders, race relations in the south, concussion...
10.31.2017
56. Drive Me Crazy
Alex and Ashley cover the SEMINAL CLASSIC 1999's Drive Me Crazy starring Sabrina the Teenage Witch and Vinny Chase. Listen, we love that Adrian Grenier is an environmentalist and intersectional feminist, but YOU CANNOT UNDO ENTOURAGE ADRIAN. GP Wrecks: Buffy the...
10.23.2017
55. Center Stage
Alex and Ashley take on a personal favorite 2000's Center Stage. Garbage Punch as a duo met in dance class, so this movie means a lot to them. It also is terrible. But that last impossible dance scene is I-C-O-N-I-C. GP...
10.16.2017
54. Dirty Dancing
Nobody puts Garbage Punch in a corner. Alex and Ashley are reunited in the same time zone for an actual seminal classic, Dirty Dancing. Patrick Swayze absolutely dancing straight into our ovaries. We tackle prostitution, the best movie dad ever, and...
10.09.2017
53. Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl
We podcast three hours a day, so when we meet a pirate, we can kill it. IT'S OUR 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY so we are doing the ULTIMATE Garbage Punch movie: 2003's Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl...
10.03.2017
52. Black Hawk Down
Hooah! Alex and Ashley cover the Ridley Scott starmaking vehicle Black Hawk Down (2002). Lots of really uncomfortable things happen like Ashley's obsession with Tom Hardy's mouth. But can these ladies make it out alive? GP Wrecks: Young Sheldon on CBS...
09.25.2017
51. Elizabethtown
Alex and Ashley discuss the Cameron Crowe flop Elizabethtown. The twink extraordinaire Orlando Bloom is back, baby! And worse than ever. Also, this movie is the reason the phrase manic pixie dream girl was invented so basically f#ck this. GP Wrecks:...
09.18.2017
50. Almost Famous
Molly Shannon voice: 50! 50 EPISODES! Alex and Ashley discuss in the big 5-0 a Cameron Crowe masterpiece Almost Famous. This movie gives us baby Kate Hudson, ageless Billy Crudup and somehow very very hot Jason Lee? How did this...
09.11.2017
49. Twister
It's a Twister! It's a Twister! Alex and Ashley literally fight about the validity of the natural disaster movie Twister's scientific discoveries. Bill Paxton (RIP), Helen Hunt, and Phillip Seymour Hoffman (RIP) star in this really capitvating movie about natural...
09.05.2017
48. Heathers (BONUS) feat. Veronica Bassano
Alex is off this week, and in her place a first time repeat guest, Veronica Bassano! Veronica and Ashley talk about how high school cliques were not that big of a deal so maybe don't off your classmates please. GP Emai:...
08.28.2017
47. Speed 2: Cruise Control
Ashley and Alex try to get a lifeboat off the worst cruise in history. Speed 2 stars NOT Keanu Reeves as Alex and Sandra Bullock back again as Annie. What the writers of Speed supposed was that Annie was a...
08.21.2017
46. Spider-man
With great podcast comes great responsibility. This is my gift, my curse, who am I? Tobey Maguire's crying face. Alex and Ashley tackle a true seminal classic, Sam Raimi's Spider-man (2002). And things get hot regarding a certain lunchroom scene....
08.14.2017
45. Whatever It Takes
Ashley and Alex take on their second most offensive movie, 2000's Whatever it Takes starring pre-Walk to Remember Shane West and pre-trying to slip into those DMs James Franco. Can someone please answer us this question: DOES ANYONE HAVE FULL...
08.07.2017
44. That Thing You Do!
Alex and Ashley have some seriously fundamental differences on the 1996 movie That Thing You Do! Which maybe seems ridiculous because it's a fun movie. Tom Hanks writes, directs, stars, and climaxes to himself for discovering wonderful actor and human...
07.31.2017
43. Gone in 60 Seconds
Alex and Ashley get BACK IN THE CAGE with 2000's Gone in 60 Seconds starring the strangest man of all time, Nic Cage. They discuss how disgusting it is to watch Angelina Jolie kiss Nic Cage and whether or not...
07.23.2017
42. Pearl Harbor
Alex's pick finally makes it onto Ashley's radar. The movie only one person wanted is Michael Bay's Pearl Harbor! Starring Ben Affleck in his tan/hot years, Josh Hartnett still twinking it up, and the always flawless Kate Beckingsale, Alex and...
07.17.2017
41. Forces of Nature
Alex and Ashley talk about K-Mart, Jennifer Garner, and Icees while discussing this 1999 romantic dramedy Forces of Nature starring Ben Affleck and Sandra Bullock. Questions being raised involve the sanctity of marriage, why you should never listen to a...
07.10.2017
40. Working Girl
Alex and Ashley discuss the 80s classic movie Working Girl starring Melanie Griffith (haver of future yawn Dakota Johnson), Sigourney Weaver (haver of Ashley's childhood haircut), and Harrison Ford (haver of our hearts). How much has working changed since the...
07.03.2017
39. Win a Date with Tad Hamilton!
Alex and Ashley go head to head on a controversial pick: 2004's Win a Date with Tad Hamilton! starring Topher Grace, Kate Bosworth, and Josh Duhamel. Did Pete mess up Rosalee's life by confessing his love for her? Should she...
06.26.2017
38. Never Been Kissed
Ashley and Alex engage in their first ever bi-coastal Garbage Punch to argue the moral gray area of Never Been Kissed. What's wrong? What's OK? What's definitely crossing a line with a student? Oh yeah, remember that Drew Barrymore is...
06.19.2017
37. Herbie Fully Loaded
Ashley and Alex drown in Traveler's Club Vodka to rehash the car wreck Herbie Fully Loaded. WHAT does this have to do with Memento?! Only time (and listening) will tell. Peak Lindsay Lohan and bicep muscle-y Justin Long steal the...
06.12.2017
36. Memento
Ashley and Alex delve into Christopher Nolan's confusing art film Memento. You know what makes this movie more confusing? VODKA. And lots of it. Like, too much of it. WHAT IS THE TRUTH?!!1!! Ashley brings down the whole room by...
06.05.2017
35. Troy
GARBAGE PUNCH! TAKE IT; IT'S YOURS. Up this week: 2004's Troy starring Brad Pitt, Eric Bana and Orlando Bloom in what is, undoubtedly a movie that was foolishly marketed to straight dudes. Alex and Ashley loved this movie in their...
05.29.2017
34. High School Musical
WHAT TEAM? Garbage Punch! 2006's trashiest excuse for a musical is up for discussion in this week's episode. How the hell was Ashley Tisdale the best in this movie and we didn't realize it for 11 years?! Kenny Ortega's choreo...
05.22.2017
33. Legally Blonde
Ashley and Alex discuss Ashley's mom looking like Jennifer Coolidge (again), how the romance of this movie was really eggagerated in their mind, and how THIS ISN'T HOW COURT WORKS. Also on the docket: was Boston a big place to...
05.13.2017
32. xXx
Ashley and Alex ponder why movies were allowed to be shitty in 2002, if Vin Diesel is a candy-ass who actually showed up to act, and paw print tattoos in their coverage of this terrible extreme sport/action/super spy/racist piece of...
05.08.2017
31. The Fate of the Furious (and the Fast & Furious Franchise)
This week Alex and Ashley drink Corona to honor la familia, talk about why Alex will never be over Paul Walker, and whether any Fast movie will pass the Bechdel test. Also on the docket, is Han hotter than DK? How...
04.29.2017
30. The Fast and the Furious
This week, Alex and Ashley cover 2001's The Fast and the Furious. Up for discussion: Ashley's driver's ed teacher, Alex's crush on Vin Diesel, and why you maybe shouldn't watch Tokyo Drift whilst driving. GP Wrecks: Joe DeStefano Art and...
04.24.2017
29. Speed
Alex and Ashley go into more detail than the writers of this movie ever could. Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock teach us what NOT to do in case of emergency. GP Wrecks: Egg McMuffin and Hell or High Watermelon.
04.15.2017
28. Coyote Ugly
Australian Boyfriend Tropes, Tyra Banks and why moving to NYC from NJ is an absolutely stupid way to pursue your dream of not being a performer. GP Wrecks: Suanas and Survivor
04.10.2017
27. Newsies
Alex and Ashley manage to get through an episode without calling someone a twink! They cover Newsies, the lowest grossing Disney movie, released in 1992. Christian Bale and finger sucking among topics. GP Wrecks: Beauty and the Beast and Silicon...
04.03.2017
26. American Pie
Alex and Ashley discuss the sex comedy American Pie, which made many people stars and made many people sick. GP Wrecks: S-Town, Reddit and Netflix's Love.
03.25.2017
25. 40 Days and 40 Nights
Alex and Ashley discuss the most offensive movie yet with 40 Days and 40 Nights. On topic: whether or not Josh Hartnett is a twink and Deep Eddy's Vodka. GP Wrecks: Drake's new Album, Iron Fist, Big Little Lies.
03.19.2017
24. Twilight
Alex and Ashley discuss the life-chaning film and book, Twilight based on the novel of the same name. Edward Cullen, maybe you heard of him? GP Wrecks: Great British Bake Off and Ed Sheeran's Divide.
03.14.2017
23. Queen of the Damned
Alex and Ashley talk about vampire fetishes, goth phases, and wearing black lipstick. Garbage Punch Wrecks: Torchy's Tacos and Fantasy Suite Talk. Email us at [email protected] with new suggestions!
03.07.2017
22. Lonely and Horny
In honor of Ashley's upcoming trip to Austin, we cover Jake and Amir's Lonely and Horny, Vimeo on Demand series about dating in the Millennial age.
02.26.2017
21. City of Angels
Alex and Ashley discuss how creepy Nicholas Cage is and... not much else. Garbage Punch Wrecks: holding a baby and Trevor Noah's stand up.
02.19.2017
20. Crossroads (2002)
Alex and Ashley try a new tequila to discuss an Alex described "seminal classic." Written by Shona Rhimes who should be ashamed of herself. Taryn Manning steals the show, and the girls argue over whether or not Britney is "real."...
02.13.2017
19. Kate & Leopold
Alex and Ashley discuss their relationships with rom coms and how much they hate Kate & Leopold. Also on the docket: Time travelling and female character tropes.
02.05.2017
18. The Girl Next Door (featuring special guest Angela Horr!)
The ladies and special birthday guest Angela Horr talk about a movie from their high school days: The Girl Next Door. They discuss how the film's themes have changed since their teenage days, Emile Hirsch's hotness, and whether or not...
01.29.2017
17. Practical Magic
Ashley and Alex discuss Practical Magic, the 1998 movie starring Sandra Bullock and Nicole Kidman. They cover the 90s obsession with witches, their ideal mates, and why Ashley hates this movie so much.
01.23.2017
16. Armageddon (with special guest Marie ) Part Two
Special guest star Marie joins Ashley and Alex to discuss Michael Bay's masterpiece Armageddon. The ladies go on for so long, the episode is split in two parts! If you think Ben Affleck is best in 1998, if you still have a...

What's Garbage Punch about?

Download our free app to listen on your phone

Garbage Punch episodes:

65. Charlie's Angels

64. The Royal Tenenbaums

63. The Craft

62. Empire Records

61. Can't Hardly Wait

60. Josie and the Pussycats

59. Cruel Intentions

58. She's All That

57. Varsity Blues

56. Drive Me Crazy

55. Center Stage

54. Dirty Dancing

53. Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl

52. Black Hawk Down

51. Elizabethtown

50. Almost Famous

49. Twister

48. Heathers (BONUS) feat. Veronica Bassano

47. Speed 2: Cruise Control

46. Spider-man

45. Whatever It Takes

44. That Thing You Do!

43. Gone in 60 Seconds

42. Pearl Harbor

41. Forces of Nature

40. Working Girl

39. Win a Date with Tad Hamilton!

38. Never Been Kissed

37. Herbie Fully Loaded

36. Memento

35. Troy

34. High School Musical

33. Legally Blonde

32. xXx

31. The Fate of the Furious (and the Fast & Furious Franchise)

30. The Fast and the Furious

29. Speed

28. Coyote Ugly

27. Newsies

26. American Pie

25. 40 Days and 40 Nights

24. Twilight

23. Queen of the Damned

22. Lonely and Horny

21. City of Angels

20. Crossroads (2002)

19. Kate & Leopold

18. The Girl Next Door (featuring special guest Angela Horr!)

17. Practical Magic

16. Armageddon (with special guest Marie ) Part Two