We're back! Just when you think it's safe to be cautiously optimistic about the re-opening of the world... innocent people in Kyiv are getting bombs dropped in their city and there's a very real threat of a nuclear attack. Russian soldiers are using Tinder to hook up with women in the country they've invaded and are getting catfished for intel. We demand an apology from George Bush for "Citizens United" and share stories of an illegal beach camping trip in Hawaii and a sea turtle rescue mission in Mexico.