This week on Pop Uncultured, we break our brains upon the harrowing insanity of a man known as CHIEF KOOFFREH TOP USA MUSIC STAR.  I edited over an hour of footage with this absolute nutcase, but I ultimately chose to save it for a rainy day and leave it out of this one.  It was utterly beyond our comprehension, to the point where our psyches almost shut down...but we clawed our way back from the abyss thanks to JY's suggestion, "Goth Public Access".

The socially inept and uncomfortable hero of this "gOtHiC sTyLe" video leads us down a rabbit hole of new, untapped possibilities.  In the search for more public access TV, we stumble upon a trash collector's garbage idiot showcase video filmed in 2019 which resuscitated our beaten, bloodied minds and agitated us back into action.

CHIEF KOOFFREH TOP USA MUSIC STAR may have his day, but today is not that day.  We won't cover him in this episode, but I'll link one of his songs in the timestamps for fun (I apologize in advance).  We pay homage to the victims of his many war crimes by verbally incinerating a nameless gothic cuck and the hapless buffoon known as Ryan Lichten (whose mullet is, in itself, a war crime).  To be continued...

Timestamps

1. 00:00 ALICIA KEYS NUDE SACRIFICE FOR WORLD PEACE Prt 2 BY CHIEF KOOFFREH TOP USA MUSIC STAR by zaa404 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7_in2Vpse4
2. 1:35 Goth Public Access by nervixyz https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJ3UBtoYRF0&t=14s
3. 22:08 Terrible Collection on Public Access TV by The Public Access Show https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xp6AwynL4Y&t=650s
4. 1:15:15 Ryan Liechten of Podcast 99 by The ASMR Talk Show https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxonm5xTGCI&t=601s
5. 1:23:10 Meet Ryan Lichten news article http://voyagela.com/interview/meet-ryan-lichten-culture-dumps-hollywood/
6. 1:29:47 KGEM-TV Facebook (guy or girl???) https://www.facebook.com/CommunityMediaOfTheFoothills/photos/a.1720906144625183/3351071921608589/?type=3&theater