Our most contentious episode yet. We uncovered the facts about why avocados are just shitty butter, explained why strawberries aren’t berries, listed Steve’s Pet Peeves, visited a dairy farm, and attacked the non-eternal question of whether or not fruit is a dessert. Plus: goat breeds of Pakistan, the Pope’s favorite fruit, how to eat roses, and Spite Lunches Of Japan.

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