I've prepared really well for Pesach and now I'm ready to listen to all of those motivational messages of  how Hashem loves us and how to get closer to Him and....

...wait - you mean I have to change? Whoa! I didn't realise that this was part of the deal! I just thought I say the nice Divrei Torah, get a bit inspired and voila. No? I guess I must have missed something.

So here is step one...of your personal 49 step guide to reality. Get ready for some unconditional positive regard. Remember - if you do it, so will He.