Welcome to No Utes in the Valet

The fast talking, fashion-meets-footy podcast nobody asked for but everyone will binge.

Elliot Garnaut lives in a world of couture, champagne and chauffeur drop-offs.

Isaac Smith, premiership powerhouse and Norm Smith medallist, prefers a stubby, a snag, and the back of a Hilux.

Think Ab Fab meets The Front Bar, served with a side of sibling-like bickering, proving true friendship can be found in unlikely places.