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- THE 23RD PSALM: you didn't marklar fuck the marklar?
Charlie has a terrible poker face. Claire sets boundaries. Eko converts. Yemi solves the mystery. Michael cybers. Sun & Jin are too nice to Ana Lucia who suuuuuuuuuucks. Sawyer visits Seville. Jack tries and fails to be comforting.
49 min - SCARY MOVIE 2: i bet she tosses a mean salad
Four reanimated corpses are easily tricked by a professor into visiting a haunted house for what started as a school project, but that plot is quickly abandoned, and no one mentioned it after that particular scene.
1 hr 56 min - WHAT KATE DID: something, something, something, subtitle
Kate commits arson. Sawyer's clueless. Michael is unsupervised. Jack is a logger. Eko is a prophet. Jin is set free. Ana Lucia barely shows up, but she still suuuuuuuuuucks.
51 min - SCREA|V|: it's neVER gonNA hapPEN aGAIN, Chaaaaahd
Another fucking killer follows survivors (and people we have no emotional connection to) of the Ghostface murders to New York City, and this movie's quite unnecessary.
2 hr 34 min - COLLISION: you can tell he's a killer just by his hair
Sayid loves bondage. Rose & Bernard go interracial. Sun & Jin remember love. Michael grows some balls. Libby is a therapist. Season 2 is essentially over. Ana Lucia has a point, but she still suuuuuuuuuuucks.
54 min - 5CREAM: go home, Sydney, this doesn't concern you
yet another copycat killer dons the same fucking mask and begins killing a random ass group of teenagers to resurrect secrets for no real reason other than to make another movie.
2 hr 32 min - THE OTHER 48 DAYS: flying sucks and there's no party
Bernard climbs trees. Libby kills a man five days later. Eko loses his voice. Boone pleads for help. Goodwin is a kabob. the Tailies play chicken. Cindy enjoys korean. Ana Lucia cries like a baby because she suuuuuuuuuucks.
happy mother's day!
57 min - SCRE4M: it's not an episode, it's Kirby's dating profile
Sidney Prescott's return to Woodsboro coincides with that of the Ghostface Killer, and honestly...how did no one see that coming? she's essentially the harbinger of masked death. seriously. i'm shocked she's not banned from the city or at the very least shunned as a pariah.
2 hr 20 min - ABANDONED: little to no chance of getting pink eye
Shannon is disowned. Sayid's packin' heat. Eko does all the heavy lifting. Boone isn't dead. Cindy's on a milk carton. Charlie's not the father. Rose hates convenience. Sawyer doesn't make it. Ana Lucia fucks it all up because she suuuuuuuuuucks.
46 min - DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE: i need about tree fiddy
Deadpool is abducted on his birthday and nore or less told by the TVA to join the MCU or die. but instead he goes wild card and recruits the worst possible version of Hugh Jackman to save his universe from bein' Ol' Yellered.
happy birthday, mom!
2 hr 46 min
About Geek Accident
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Each week Robbie and Rebecca sit down with a movie and glitter the commentary track with bits of trivia, sarcastic comments, tasteless jokes, and possible heavy breathing into the microphone.