This was a terrible idea. 

Joe and Garrick drink WAY too many geek-themed cocktails and discuss some nerdy junk. 

Drink list:

Sereni-Tea

Ingredients:
1 oz Firefly Sweet Tea Vodka
¾ oz Spiced Rum
¾ oz silver tequila
¾ oz bourbon
1 oz sour mix
Sweet Tea
Diet Coca-cola
Lemon
Directions: Shake all ingredients, except for the sweet tea and cola, with ice and pour in a highball glass. Top off with an even mix of cola and sweet tea and garnish with a lemon wedge. Toast to the Independents and drink up! This variation of the classic Long Island Iced Tea cocktail is also known as Browncoat Tea.

Mal: How drunk was I last night?
Jayne: I don’t know, I passed out.

Bruce Wayne

Ingredients:
4½ oz. black iced coffee

2 oz bourbon
¼–½ oz. maple syrup

Captain America Shot

Ingredients:
1 PART GRENADINE
1 PART COCONUT RUM
1 PART BLUE CURAÇAO
Pour the grenadine in the bottom of the shot glass.
Then layer on the coconut rum  and blue curaçao.
Punch Hitler in his freaking face.
Win hearts.
Have another.
'Murica.

Iron Man “Give me a scotch I’m starving”

Ingredients:
2 oz Scotch
Ice

Hoary Hosts of Hoggoth

Ingredients:
2 oz Elderflower liqueur
Top off a champagne flute with sparkling wine
Add Marvel ice cubes from pink grapefruit juice

King of Seven Oceans

Ingredients
2 oz spiced rum
Pineapple juice
Swedish Fish

Rom Collins

Ingredients:2 oz vodka - Diet Sprite - 2 cherries