If you take any one thing away from this episode, let it be this – the Nintendo Switch is doing REALLY well.

Show notes and links:

* Turns out you can sell your lamp on Tinder. You just have to watch out for ghosting. (mashable.com)

* Google Assistant coming to Android tablets and older phones (androidcentral.com)

* Researchers Are Working on Plants That Could Glow Bright Enough to Replace Lamps (vice.com)

* Top searches, tech, movies, memes, and more revealed (androidauthority.com)

* Nine months in and Nintendo Switch sales are closing in on the Wii U (alphr.com)