What even is this? An episode of the regular length published on the regular time with al the regular trimmings? … That’s … irregular.

Show notes and links:

* You Can Now Send iMessages on Android, as Long as You Have a Mac (lifehacker.com)

* This link has no title (recode.net)

* People Are Realizing That Straws Suck (earther.com)

* A New Jersey suburb wants to fine you $200 for driving through during rush hour (cnn.com)

* PornHub had a spike in traffic after Hawaii missile alert all clear (mashable.com)