Claire learns Ryan Chamberlain is alive. Can the WSB be trusted? When will Liesl make her way back to PC? Why are the teenagers like that??

(week of 9.28.20)

THE NEXT EPISODE WILL BE LESS THAN AN HOUR I SWEAR.

(week of 9.21.20)

Claire might finally be getting past her fixation on Willow/Chase and Sasha/Michael! Is Ned going to cheat on Olivia? Is Britt the new Nelle? Can Brando shut up about butterflies??

(week of 9.14.20)

Claire loves this show. Who is that tall man talking to Lulu? Are Portia and Ava best friends now? What is Cyrus Renault even doing??

(week of 9.8.20)

Claire ships Olivia and Robert. Will we ever get over how weird the non-kisses are? Can someone please teach Brando how to run a business? How did Claire go this long thinking Sonny and Jason traffick drugs??

(week of 8.31.20)

Claire doesn't understand how mothers work. Oh Sonny is an actual mob boss? Why is Nina making a social call during a kidnapping? Should Jason become a marriage counselor??

(week of 8.24.20)

Claire has a crush on Valentin. Why doesn't this event have a stage manager? Can Liz just shut up? How is Julian this stupid??

(week of 8/17/20)

Claire is speechless. Is Michael not worried about Jason at all? How is Nelle THIS delusional? What exactly is Valentin hoping to accomplish?

(week of 8.10.20)

Claire finally learns how weird re-casts can be. Is Dante back for good? What happened to Sam? How many head injuries can one man [read: Jason] have??

(week of 8.3.20)

We discuss ABC's The Story of Soaps, the relationship between soap operas and reality tv, and how we engage with GH vs other kinds of media.