Did you know that one in every one cigarette smokers are doing something unhealthy and supporting so much absurd stuff? Well, Dan and Ian (along with special guest Chuck Harp) now know and they're sharing that knowledge with you. 

(Rocco wants everyone to know that tobacco is totally fine and cigarettes will actually extend your life.) [they don't.]

[Hey, secret message time guys. Review, like, share, subscribe! Please do all that so Ian and Dan can get out from under Rocco's thumb to get producers and sponsors that don't steal our souls literally.]

Here's the sources so we can prove we're not liars:

Dan:

http://www.cracked.com/article_24742_6-wtf-things-you-had-no-idea-tobacco-companies-got-away-with.html

http://www.cracked.com/article_20726_7-real-and-totally-insane-medical-practices-from-history.html

http://www.cracked.com/article_25347_6-things-we-only-believe-today-because-propaganda.html

http://www.weirduniverse.net/blog/comments/bravo_smokes_lettuce_cigarette

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_tobacco

Ian:

https://www.wired.com/2016/02/exploding-e-cigs-and-vape-pens/ ; https://gizmodo.com/vape-pen-explosion-kills-florida-man-police-say-1826070553 ; https://gizmodo.com/texas-man-dies-after-vape-pen-explosion-severs-artery-t-1832355840

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/caterpillars-repel-predators-with-second-hand-nicotine-puffs-180948076/

http://mentalfloss.com/article/88075/machine-can-smoke-10-cigarettes-time-science

https://gizmodo.com/reports-police-defuse-gas-station-standoff-by-having-r-183171814

http://mentalfloss.com/article/23758/7-historical-bans-smoking

Opening Song: Ecstasy by Purple Planet: https://www.purple-planet.com

Additional music by Purple Planet: https://www.purple-planet.com

Heavy Brigade

Movin' On

All Purple Planet music is licensed under the terms of a Creative Commons Attribution License 3.0.

Rocco's Talks:

Yabba dub by Shaolin Dub is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivatives 4.0 License.

Cashier Wrangler:

Cascades

Credit: Music: https://www.purple-planet.com