In this classic stand-up performance, George Carlin takes aim at the absurdities of airline announcements, exposing the ridiculous jargon and confusing euphemisms used by the airline industry. With his razor-sharp wit and signature observational humor, Carlin hilariously breaks down the way airlines talk to passengers like they’re clueless sheep — and we all know he’s not wrong.This bit is a masterclass in comedy timing, wordplay, and cultural criticism. Whether you’ve heard it before or are discovering it for the first time, George Carlin’s take on "pre-boarding" and "final boarding call" will leave you howling with laughter. His ability to transform mundane experiences into brilliant comedic commentary is why he remains one of the greatest comedians of all time.🎧 Hit play and take a trip through Carlin’s comedic genius — no boarding pass required. Don’t forget to follow for more legendary stand-up sets from comedy’s elite. #georgecarlin #airlineannouncements #standupcomedy #classiccomedy #observationalhumor #airportjokes #aviationhumor #georgecarlinlive #comedyfans #hbooriginals #vintagecomedy #satiregenius #airportlife #comedianspotlight #comedyhistory #sharpwit #americancomedy #legendarycomedians #airtraveljokes #spokenwordcomedy #languagehumor #comedyclips #spotifycomedy #googlepodcasts #standupbits #hilariousmoments #comedyicons #comedyclassics #funnyman #spokenwordlegend