This week on Under the Influence Nibbler makes his triumphant return to the podcast lamenting dating app ghosters and the possible ban on freedom of expression in Utah. Eric orders a book on how George Washington understood more about viruses than the average antivaxxer. Unfortunately, the postal service neglected to actually deliver the book. Luc ponders the future of the internet after it was recently revealed the government has finally figured out how to crack down on crack dealers, and Alex still recovering from a hangover from the previous weekend shouts into the microphone about dickhead kiwis who think they deny their fellow countrymen their basic human rights.