Alternate Title: The Long Road to NowhereThis one is for the birthday boy, and it's late because life isn't fair.

Alternate Title: The Long Road to Nowhere This one is for the birthday boy, and it's late because life isn't fair.

Geriatric-Drunk Human Losers (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)

Present-day, you send off a tweet declaring the moral superiority of your preferred franchise. Meanwhile, Disney announces its slate of 20 upcoming feature-length toy commercials at their annual shareholder&#39;s meeting. You live in Hell. We can save you. Join us, the VHS KVLT, as we ply you with love and serotonin through the magic of watching genre films of the past

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Present-day, you send off a tweet declaring the moral superiority of your preferred franchise. Meanwhile, Disney announces its slate of 20 upcoming feature-length toy commercials at their annual shareholder's meeting. You live in Hell. We can save you. Join us, the VHS KVLT, as we ply you with love and serotonin through the magic of watching genre films of the past

Present-day, you send off a tweet declaring the moral superiority of your preferred franchise. Meanwhile, Disney announces its slate of 20 upcoming feature-length toy commercials at their annual shareholder's meeting. You live in Hell. We can save you. Join us, the VHS KVLT, as we ply you with love and serotonin through the magic of watching genre films of the past

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