When you just try’n stay married, somethings gotta give or somebody’s gotta go. At least that’s what Neil and Phyllis say. You share a bed, a house, a child, do we really have to share hobbies?

If you just try’n stay married today, one of y’all go find something to do without the other one calling to check up on you. Even if your wedding vows include the words, “two become one,” they did not mean for you to take that literally.

Now go find you some business.