Get bang for the buck! We have heaven, and we have hell!

Let’s get serious now, there is no Paradise nor Hell. Whoever dies, is dead for good. Maybe he strolls around for a while, unknown where, and then he shows up for his final transfer.

"I don’t know how I spend my life, my friend," he says, wanting to change Saint Peters’ mind – by the way we have to consider that there was another doorman before him since that door existed from the beginning of time - "but I have a list with a thousand signatures of my fellow humans forgiving me. May I pass?"