Simmo is back behind the mic, and he's not wasting a single second. In true Simmo fashion, he launches into the episode with a bold declaration—he’s Hero of the Week. Why? Because no one else was going to do it, and frankly, who deserves it more? From there, things spiral delightfully out of control as he turns his attention to the week’s biggest villain: a service station worker who somehow managed to tick all the boxes for Dickhead of the Week.

This episode has everything fans have come to love: classic Simmo rants, deep dives into bizarre hypotheticals, the eternal question of who stays at work during a Kaiju attack, and a few unsolicited—but surprisingly useful—life hacks thrown in for good measure. It's chaotic, it's sharp, it's weirdly insightful… it's Simmo at full tilt.

Whether you're a long-time listener or just jumping on board, this episode is packed with all the strange brilliance that makes I Don't Mind Telling You an unmissable ride. Strap in, take a deep breath, and prepare to laugh your way through the nonsense.