Scrolling my life away
Chip crumbs on my T‑shirt
Dreams in permanent delay
Then I found this strange new hobby
Kind of cracked my lazy code
They said, “Son, you get paid for walking”
I said, “Point me to that road” (oh yeah)
One step, two step, ka‑ching, ka‑ching
Getting paid to swing my thing
On SportsTalkSocial dot com, I strut in time
Blurt dot media on my mind
Get active, stay fit, healthy and wealthy
One step at a time
Get out, get gone, enjoy this big beautiful world
My doctor loves my swagger
My wallet loves it too
My pants went down two sizes
My tips went up a few
Neighbors think I’m famous
I just wink and let ’em guess
I’m clocking laps ’round the block
Like a business-casual jazz-fest (hey!)
One step, two step, ka‑ching, ka‑ching
Getting paid to swing my thing
On SportsTalkSocial dot com, I strut in time
Blurt dot media on my mind
Get active, stay fit, healthy and wealthy
One step at a time
Get out, get gone, enjoy this big beautiful world
I don’t need a magic potion
Just a sidewalk and a smile
Little leaderboard devotion
I might pace an extra mile
From the corner store to the coastline
From the bus stop to the bar
Every footprint on the floor
Is a tiny shining tip jar (ohhh)
One step, two step, ka‑ching, ka‑ching
Getting paid to swing my thing
On SportsTalkSocial dot com, I strut in time
Blurt dot media on my mind
Get active, stay fit, healthy and wealthy
One step at a time
Get out, get gone, enjoy this big beautiful world