Gobble, gobble motherf***ers! On this blessed Thanksgiving day, we bring you "Thankskilling"! A truly wild story fitting of our show's brand. A demonic turkey is back after a 505 year rest and is ready for bloodshed! Join an unusual band of friends (?) as they try to defeat the turkey and get over deaths unusually fast. There is unprovoked eroticism, boobs, and extra small gravy flavored condoms.

In this episode, we cracked the code for a perfect Friday night. Happy Thanksgiving and we'll see you in Season 2!