By Mindy Starns Clark.

Highlights:

"You guys are knee deep in amniotic fluid, and you get his whole CV!"

"He has negative personality. He is a black hole of personality."

"Tell me your deepest, darkest secret: I have kind eyes."

"The 'Could Have Been Much More Sexist' Award!"

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