By Ann Aguire. Special guest host: Wendy's sister Katy!

Highlights:

"I'm eating it like a Go-gurt because I'm a damn adult and I can do what I want."

"...like the meth?"

"I can only imagine him wearing puka shells."

"Amishland: the worst theme park ever."

"I'm pretty sure that sympathies towards characters with disabilities is not genetic, but who knows?"