Marrying young is a mistake, and I do my best to spread that wisdom whenever possible. So, when co-host butters mentioned that two friends of hers were getting married at 23 AFTER STARTING OFF AS FUCKING HIGH SCHOOL SWEETHEARTS, MEANING I REALLY DOUBT THESE TWO HAVE EVER HAD SEX WITH ANYONE ELSE, well, I do my best to kick a little wisdom their way. Hear about that and the penis-shaped object-filled bachelorette party Butters has planned and the bland, sexless bachelor party awaiting the groom IN AN ADJOINING FUCKING CABIN on the latest episode of the Papa's Basement Podcast.

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