First of all, this is SATIRE and humor, y'all. This episode has something in it to trigger nearly everyone. So, before you go find your pitchfork, just let me remind you that its not that serious. 

It's ok to point out absurdity, I think.

I had a realization that I am officially too old to be a gentleman anymore and too young to be cute. 

Then I give a "TED Talk" about a topic that has been an issue for all humanity since the beginning of recorded history. My solution though is absolutely not a solution. 

All in good fun. Strap in.