I’m sorry. There will be no discussion here of the “Topic A” story that everybody is melting down over. It’s not that I don’t have an opinion about it, but I pretty well said everything that I believe can be said about it yesterday. No doubt there will be a return to it, necessitated by events and attitudes. But for today, I have zero interest in a story that is entirely manufactured and spun into gossamer threads of left and right.

So what do I want to talk about it? I guess you should just push that button and find out… (Hint: It has to do with Mammoths, Thomas Jefferson, The US Navy, Cheese and Religion)