"If you clap on 1 and 3, Sam will slap you on 2 and 4."

Using questions from a random generator, we reveal our favourite smells, go-to dance moves, and secret internet names. And those fucking squirrels get mentioned again.

News of the week: Homophobic tweets about Luke Pollard showing love to his partner.

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