Still planning my agenda & my wardrobe. Saturdays were always so special before I retired. I don't want to tarnish em by wearing something inappropriate or 'unsuitable'. For example, I believe a suit would be overkill (unsuitable). However, I think flying free & running out in my underpants or buck naked could be awkward.

See? With me, there's no middle ground. No grey area. No grey matter. I understand black matters, but don't sleep on grey. Don't forget the Fifty shades! And don't forget to pull them down. Don't sleep on your stomach. But more importantly, don't sleep on someone else's stomach. At least till you've been officially introduced. Eh?

I like my Saturdays like I like my sex partners-- laid back & lazy. And make it last. Nice N easy. I like my Saturdays like I like my interns-- slow. I'm not ready to compete. Eh?