Lord Sole says Welcome to the Show, Welcome to the Show, A weird thing, A Hideous Thing (hyperbole maybe), Names for Makeup Products (FACE DAB), Better than a stick in the eye, Mormons, Diamond Gates, Wedding Nightmare (The Hora Disaster), The Missing Invitation, Bar/Bat Mitzvah Stuff (Mandatory Parakeets), Betrayed by New Year's, NEW HAIR COLORS, What Michael is Wearing, Fancy Kelly Clarkson, 10,000 Non-Attendees, Non-Violent Affairs, Lary (with one R), and a sharp look at Emily Dickinson. Plus: POETRY (Tikkun.org)