Kara and Zach from Oddity Shop bring their supernatural expertise to the the Swayze Table while we revisit another Swayze classic. Sam Wheat is a man made entirely of red flags, including his ripped but not-so-hunky sleazeball of a best friend. Tony Goldwyn sweats buckets while Demi Moore does very little except cry tears from each eye individually. Whoopie wins an Oscar. And Swayz does some over-the-top face acting in a movie that's thin on plot and messaging. Could've used a montage.

Channing Tatum: call us.