Another week, another attempt at being a “Thailand podcast”.

We start off with some proper stuff like books, language learning and culture before quickly descending into the usual. (Glory holes and that)

We try and stay positive this week and Todd has researched a few dates for your diary including a plowing festival and an international singing competition you're definitely going to want to know about.

We then round things off with our highly professional “Bangkok Bar Awards,” which is essentially just us naming pubs we go to and pretending it’s useful.

As always, not much structure, very little expertise, but at least we’re aware of it.

00:05:08 – Motorbike posture analysis
A surprisingly passionate breakdown of how to sit on a bike… badly.

00:07:37 – 90km cycling “nightmare”
What was meant to be a nice ride turns into a life choice regret.

00:08:28 – Aftershave “aura” theory
Todd isn't having it.

00:10:55 – The email we shouldn’t have read
This is where things go properly off the rails.

00:13:34 – Fake news disappointment
April Fools ruins what could’ve been our best journalism.

00:15:20 – Ghost driver scam
The becaureful on Chinese uber.

00:18:03 – Royal Ploughing Festival explained (poorly)
We confidently describe something we clearly don’t understand.

00:19:24 – Asiavision
This is going to be class.

00:23:24 – Bangkok Bar Awards begin
Highly scientific rankings based on where we drink.

00:36:04 – Thai dubbing is mental
A surprisingly strong take on voice acting chaos.

00:38:13 – Why British TV casts “ugly” people
A rare moment of insight before we lose focus again.