Per the new ghost shows on Travel Channel or TRVL, ghosts have transformed from spooky mists with tragic backstories, to mind-controlling shadows that will destroy your life and try to kill you.  Because a shadow can suddenly make you act like a jerk around your friends, you didn't just do that on your own. 

Also, I think I need to take up looking for haunted items in people's homes.  I'll just look for the most expensive trinkets, convince the homeowners that they summon demons.  Then I will offer to take them to my super safe museum (i.e. my basement), until they can safely be disarmed or destroyed (i.e. sold on Ebay).  It's my new business plan.  I don't see how this can go wrong.  

All songs from the Free Music Archive:  http://freemusicarchive.org

Komiku - Tenacious incopetent honorous scientist bouffon evil side kick theme

Komiku - Sad Walk with Sad Melodica

Komiku - Ancient Heavy Tech Donjon

Komiku - Pirates Libertaires

Komiku - Save Me From My Prison Heroic Principal Character

Komiku - This is Just My First Form

Komiku - La Ville Aux Ponts Suspendus