Mike and Marc remember a time in Ireland, when they had a crac with an old bartender, who shared his secret to keep the strippers from getting his gold. Marc talks about being a slumlord to a demonic heavy metal band. He also shares how he is fighting an ant infestation and probably got cancer in the process. Mike shares his most recent escapades in becoming a trading card kingpin. Marc has a good investment video from Peter Lynch and Mike gives a hard recommendation for "Good Omens."