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Paranoia radio broadcast: how well do you know your alien neighbor
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Murder scene investigate reveals someone killed by overclocked water pistols
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Chewed pencil points TV journalists to one of their own, who keeps disappearing
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Reporter’s crew discover that salt water has ruined their tires and video footage
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Historic reporter continues work on ancient cultural sites
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A monster tail pops up to whack construction workers that were rude to reporter
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Reporter finds village of cultists and gets whacked by a woman
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The journal of the reporter gets mailed to the TV station
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Best friend tries to find reporter and gets maiden spirit instead
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Maiden tells friend to stop looking for reporter, but he refuses
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Friend travels to next site, where crew tries to get maiden arrested
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Maiden throws a fit, monster shows up to protect her, then she gets sad again when it hurts her new boy toy
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Friend convinces maiden, after much hugging, to take them to cultist town
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Maiden gets upset and tries to kill crew, then pouts when reporter shows up to stop her
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Reporter explains that maiden is an alien that wants things to go back to how they were
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Turns out reporter’s ancestors were also alien
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TV station tries to do historic location show, so maiden attacks them
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Friend goes back to the station in order to shut down the program
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Girl on crew cracks under pressure
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Station sends construction crew to turn cultist town into a tourist trap
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Monster shows up to scare everyone away
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Alien girl leaves with partial alien reporter
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No one believes Mister Fuzzy
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Crew wishes the aliens had taken their boss away, too