Corn Chip Nail Tips™, Stupid September, Topics Galore, What's Up With The Voice, Ariana Grande's Chair, Labor Day (To Those Who Observe), Far More Amazing Michael, A Cracker Sturdiness Argument, Dinner with The Awesomes, A Riddle of the Sphinx, and Going To Trader Joe's.

Plus: Raving About a Corn Chip, Where To Get The Flowers, Mole and Vole Cuisine, Offsetting Our Carbon Footprint (NOT), Back to What's Up With The Voice, The US OPEN, Sayonara Serena, Nick's Tweener, The Harlem Globetrotters, The 80's LOON at the Open, The Patient, GUILT, The Origin of the "Tennis Bracelet," and Eshakti DOT COM (If you enjoy clothing).