I owed y’all a little something extra this week, so welcome to the inside of my brain. And baby… it’s a weird fucking place. 😂

No healing. No trauma. No Shug. And absolutely NO more accountability this week because Episode 3 wore my ass OUT.

Instead, I have questions.

Like… do blind people dream in pictures? What the fuck do babies think about before they know how to talk? Why do I suddenly have to pee 700 times worse when I get close to my front door? Who decided we should say “cheese” when taking pictures? And if Cinderella’s glass slipper fit perfectly… HOW THE FUCK DID SHE LOSE IT?! 🤨

We’re talking déjà vu, dreams, mirrors, babies, pets, sneezing, kissing, dessert stomachs, shower concerts, and all the other random shit that makes perfect sense until you actually stop and think about it.

Will we find any answers?

Probably the fuck not. 😂

But sometimes you don’t need the answer.

Sometimes you just gotta say…

“Bitch… hear me out.”

And tell a friend to tell a friend to tell another damn friend about the podcast! I’m trying to get my numbers up—help a girl out, for real! 😂🎙️❤️

Girl, Be For Real.

What happens when you finally get the love, consistency, peace, and communication you’ve been asking for… and your first thought is, “Okay, but who the fuck sent you?” 😂

In Episode 3 of Girl, Be For Real, I’m getting a little TOO self-aware. We’re talking self-sabotage, overthinking, looking for red flags that might not even exist, and why sometimes I’m already searching for the nearest exit when nobody even asked me to leave.

I also get real about “Shug” 👀—a relationship that was actually GOOD, how fear had me looking for reasons it wouldn’t last, and the hard realization that sometimes I wasn’t protecting myself from what was happening…I was protecting myself from what I was afraid might happen.

And apparently, my self-sabotage has range, because it doesn’t stop at relationships. 😂 We’re getting into friendships, opportunities, this very podcast, needing other people’s validation, and learning how to let something good just be GOOD.

This one is funny, vulnerable, uncomfortable, and maybe a little too damn personal.

So this week, if something good happens to you: let that shit be good. ❤️

And tell a friend to tell a friend to tell another damn friend—I’m trying to get my numbers up! Help a girl out, for real. 😂🎙️

Girl, Be For Real.

Five kids. Two sets of twins. Mom guilt. Special-needs parenting. Trying to find myself again… and somehow I’m supposed to DATE too?! Girl, be fucking for real. 😂

Episode 2 gets REAL. I’m talking about the side of motherhood nobody puts on Instagram—the exhaustion, advocating for your babies, feeling like there’s never enough of you to go around, and realizing somewhere along the way that being somebody’s mama became my whole identity.

And then we get into dating in 2026 because BABY… 😭 The dating pool needs to be drained, scrubbed, sanitized, and refilled.

This one is funny, vulnerable, messy, and very much me. If you’ve ever loved everybody around you so hard that you forgot to save a little love for yourself, come sit with me.

Welcome to the very first episode of Girl, Be For Real! 🎙️

Before we get into the stories, laughs, relationships, motherhood, and all the bullshit in between, let me introduce you to the woman behind the microphone.

I’m Lacha—a mom of five, a woman who’s experienced motherhood, love, heartbreak, homelessness, special-needs parenting, body-image struggles, and plenty of moments where I had to figure life out as I went.

This isn’t the polished Instagram version of me. 😂 It’s the REAL me—the good, the bad, the messy, and the funny.

So pull up a chair, get comfortable, and let’s talk.

Girl, Be For Real — Life, love, motherhood & all the bullshit in between.