Today we're in Armenia casually feeding a dragon in a pit. With a little elbow grease, his future wife will break the dragon's curse, but for her efforts she'll be cast into the wilderness. There, she meets another lad with another curious affliction, only this time she's powerless to help. Fortunately, his mommy is available to solve his problems for him.

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