Brooke and Katie reminisce on the excellence that is Learning Express and unbox Squishmallows live. We talk about our distaste for giving pets basic human names, why everyone needs to wake up and stan R5, and the satisfaction of social media stalking. We talk about the Diz Knee influencers Reddit, people who still partake in Pick Me culture in their twenties, and people who slut-shamed Miley Cyrus back in the day acting like they're excited for the alleged Hannah Montana return.