Brooke and Katie have A LOT to unpack this week from Katie's first ever car accident to an *alleged* ex-girlfriend of M*chael K*y describing graphic details of their relationship. We discuss Sw*fties being racist online and showing us why they are by far the worst fanbase, Taylor Swift trying to make Women's History Month about her, and on a lighter note, Jimin's *alleged* nipple piercings. We also explain why Adam Driver is the Pete Davidson of cinema, unpack skinny influencers trying to hijack the body positivity movement, worry about not finding a man, and talk about how "La La Land" is solely for theater kids.