Don't anthropomorphise. This episode is not explicit. Written by Clare O'Brien, courtesy of 50-Word Stories. Performed by Angela Kanwar as Chloe and Sophie Ryder as Claudette.. Produced by Karin Heimdahl.

(Sophie Ryder)

Writing licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Previously PR to a politician and PA to a rock star, Clare now lives noisily in Scotland, writing her first novel, Light Switch. Her work has recently appeared in Mslexia, The London Reader, Spelk, Cabinet of Heed, Northwords Now, and anthologies from The Emma Press and Hedgehog Poetry. Find out more at http://clarevobrien.weebly.com/ Angela Kanwar is a versatile British Voiceover Artist with a warm, engaging and assuring tone. www.linkedin.com/in/angela-kanwar-b2784729 Find Sophie Ryder on Twitter https://twitter.com/SophieRyderVA 50-Word Stories https://fiftywordstories.com/ Karin Heimdahl produces audio drama Y2K https://y2kpod.com TRANSCRIPT CHLOE Sometimes, when I look into his eyes, I swear he understands everything I'm saying.

CLAUDETTE Don't anthropomorphise. They're only human.

NARRATOR/CHLOE Chloe licked the man's hand as he scraped leftovers into their bowls. What did it matter, anyway? They were onto a good thing here.

Credits This episode of Listen, Rinse, Repeat was voiced by Angela Kanwar as Chloe and Sophie Ryder as Claudette. It was produced by Karin Heimdahl and written by Clare O'Brien, courtesy of fiftywordstories.com Clare lives in Scotland, writing her first novel, Light Switch. Music by Chip Michael. Sound effects from freesound.org under the Creative Commons 0 license.