We seriously have no idea how Aaron got it a full two days before the official release, and we're not going to ask any questions, but Aaron has Halo: Reach. Join him on his literal first foray into the world of Halo: Reach online multiplayer. Aaron was off learning how to defend our country to play the beta so he seriosuly has no idea what is going on -- but he still wins. Here are some choice quotes: "Loading screen is pretty straight." "I definitely have the gayest looking spartan in here." "Is there no radar in this or something?" "Grenades are definitely right bumper now." "Somebody just tossed a grenade right by my head, did a little whistling sound, I like that sound effect." "I pummeled a frisky hedghehog." Featuring music from the Scott "Pilgrim vs. The World: The Videogame soundtrack".