The San Jose Earthquakes have a record no one wants but they might be getting Bruce Area, so ... all will be sorted? The Oakland Roots stumble into the USL Championship playoffs with a minus 20 goal difference off the back of another 5 goal shellacking. But Bay FC at least are ending the year on a more positive note. We also delve into a bit of US Open Cup and ask, what is The League for Clubs? All this and more on another episode of Hella Football.