Episode 84: Giving it our Full 30%

Your favorite peddlers of the perplexing and poop-riddled news bits are back again! This time around, Jill and Shaun team up for a duo episode for the ages! Or, you know, for the week! Jill heads off to Florida for a southern-fried take on Dead Calm as some well-meaning fellas end up stranded at sea with a less-than-charming captain, and Shaun follows that up with a bit of a new segment: WTF Nature!? First up in the annals of ugly, ugly Mama Nature is the Loggerhead Shrike, aka The Butcher Bird, aka (to Shaun, anyway), the Jeffery Dahmer of the animal kingdom: find out what horrid, fascinating, awful, wonderful exploits this nasty avian gets up to!

BUT FIRST!

Jill is back with, you might say, a brand new edition! Of Movie in a Minute, that is! For her second round of fast-forwarded cinema, Ms. Yapsuga casts off to that most-viewed of nautical “romance” tales, James Cameron’s Titanic! Can Jill cram 2+ hours of high seas hijinks into 60-seconds or less? Will she get through her rapid-fire synopsis without crying, “I’m flying”!? There’s only one (legal) way to find out!

AND! In Three for the Road, Shaun blurts out some truths about the Gingerbread Gangsta of Ohio, gives props to the coolest 3-year-old goth birthday girl ever, and Jill counters with, seriously now, some apparently genuine witch’s spells found in a recent book purchase. How very Barnes and Ignoble, huh? Huh??

Good luck forgetting that pun, courtesy of…the WHIPAROUND!

LINKS: 

Dutch Police Fight Drug Crime with Ecstasy-Scented Perfume

Badass 3-Year-Old Picks Horror Film ‘The Nun’ As Her Birthday Theme

'Gingerbread Gangsta' sought in Ohio for petty theft, drug possession

Sloths Only Poop Once a Week — But They Make It a Good One

I Promise This Clickbait Delivers: This Horrifying Florida Man Story Involves Boats, Guns, Cocaine, And Hostages

 

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TAGS: Comedy, news, science, weird, podcasts, macabre, movies, titanic, recap, florida, crime, nature, wtf, game, boating

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***Special thanks to DanO for the awesome music. Check out the songs from the episode and LOTS more great stuff at http://www.danosongs.com**